Still without a win this season Puckering fell 5-1 to local rival St. Annes. The one bright spot for Puckering was a goal by Young Burstow, son of goalkeeper Andy ‘The Head’ Burstow. The youngster had been drafted because of a shortage of players for Puckering and, though regularly knocked off the ball, his pace troubled St. Annes throughout the game. His Dad noted with pride that the young lad could have scored several times had he not passed the ball at the end of several exciting runs. Puckering striker Ferdinand, still experimenting with shooting with his left foot, had several attempts on goal that left the nearby squirrels guarding their nuts.

Despite the sixth consecutive loss, manager Bert Walsham was upbeat. ‘We’re consistent," he noted, "we have been able to manage to play to the same standard each week, which is something we can build on." More helpful to Puckering may be the fact that Knobbly Lyles will be back on the field next week. Knobbly is finishing a long suspension after taking a chunk out of an opponent's leg. He is expected to put some bite back into the defense.

Puckering Irregulars Face Relegation to Kiddie League

Puckering’s dismal performance this season has lead to the possibility that they will not be invited to play in the league next year. With the season more than half over, Puckering have failed to record a single victory and their three points from 12 games stands as a testament to footballing futility.

"Despite a long and successful history [Editor - we were unable to verify any previous success!]  Puckering have been unable to field a side for much of the season and when they have they’ve been dreadful. We have asked that Puckering manage six points from their last six games" said local football official Alex Ramsley. "Otherwise our suggestion is that they play in the cub scout league."