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A Carbuncle on the Face of a well-loved Aunt Stoney Grove a crumbling ruin populated by a common oink with a taste for the high life and a feeling he should be William Hearst. Not to forget an academic freeloader living it up in the Caribbean, and a reprobate historian with a troubled past. There's more: a resident half wit who evidently has shown an interest in school girls, and a house keeper who's offerings at the village fete have raised questions of death by poisoning. Perhaps she’s studied her history more closely than most. Worried about genetically modified crops? The gardener has to have been doing something weird to come up with a three-foot aubergine. If anything proves that the lottery has been an abomination, it is this. Anonymous Animal Sufferage Society Founder Speaks Out The loss of Wendy Smith in the recent elections is a travesty to our
furry
and flippered friends! That is why I hearby announce the formation of the Animal
Sufferage Society. The purpose of this Society will be to secure the rights of animals to
vote in council elections! The travesty of the past year’s events demands this
action! I
believe that all animal-loving citizens will join me in this proposal and support my Animal Sufferage Society Doesn't Speak for All Dear Gazette, My dog voted for Colonel Bratherton. Art Summers |