Gotcha! Imbiben Soundly BeatenFor
Puckering it was Dunkirk, The Alamo, Custer's Last Stand and the Charge of the Light
Brigade all rolled into one. As each man took to the field steely-eyed, he knew that
before them lay their toughest challenge.
From the first, the waves of Imbiben's impressive firepower threatened to drown the
defense of Puckering. Yet one man stood ever valiant against the rampaging foe, and that
man was Knobbly. Against every Imbiben attack, he stood firm, except on the two occasions
when Imbiben scored. But it was a counter-attack that led them to the first scent of
victory. Gladstone shot up the wing like a fighter plane, his cross fell like a bomb onto
the willing pate of Andy 'The Head' Burstow, and from there it was a short nod to the
goal. Puckering were behind 2-1.
Walsham rallied his team with a strong half-time speech. "I told them we will
fight them in the middle, we'll fight them on the sides and we'll fight them in the
penalty box," said Walsham proudly. "And they responded magnificently."
If the first half was a battle, then the second half was a war. Yet the Irregulars
soldiered on with their backs to the wall and Andrews unmoved in goal. And then from
nowhere the game was tied. Bolger's frantic boot from the heart of the defense was picked
up by Ferdinand in no-man's land. Yet probably no-one was more surprised than he when his
shot rifled past the keeper, like a bullet from a gun, for the Irregulars second goal.
Yet it was still not enough.
The Irregulars finest hour came with only a minute left. Emerging from the trenches,
Knobbly barreled up the middle like a racing tank, his cross rocketing off the Imbiben
defenders and into the path of young Burstow. He made no mistake, the ball hit the back of
the net, and victory was theirs.
The Irregulars live to fight another day.