What a Nerve
The gall of the moneyed classes! Tinsley can do his own dirty work showing the
toffs around his great big house. The pensioners of Puckering have better things to do
than work for nothing but tea and the thanks of his would-be lordship. In a decent society
the house would be open to all to share not presented by the grace of some young
patronising lucky rich ***. The sooner the village rallies to kick out these upper class
wanna-be's the better. Arthur 'Red' Covers
The Kremlin, Railway Lane, Lower Puckering
Jolly Impressed
I was jolly impressed with Wendy's stand against animal cruelty in this week's
paper and I'm glad she's standing for Village Elder. I'd love to be right behind her
giving her a hand when she needs it. Puckering needs more women in positions of authority.
Nigel Barksley
Animal Rights Friendship Society (ARFS), Upper Puckering
p.s. Sorry about not calling, but after that ketchup thing I thought I better not. Please
let me know if there is anything I can do to help your campaign.
Trolloping Tourists
I think that our sweet village will be in utter ruin once the trolloping tourists
arrive. I suspect it's as a result of or rather the influence of a colonist in the
house. We should act now to restrict traffic in the village lest we lose forever this
quiet and lovely place.
Sarah Ahavah Rivkah
The Great Ghandi, Lower Puckering |