Back to Stoney GroveDear Miss Simmons,
Bad news I’m afraid. Dicky went and broke his arm doing a bit of skydiving up at Bude last weekend. Lucky that’s all he broke—the instructor forgot to tell him how to steer his 'shute, and he landed on top of one of them pig huts. You know, where the free range buggers live. Anyway, seeing as he’s the instrumental half of the duo, I don’t see how we can play at the wedding, unless you fancy something simple—you know, a few tambourine solos or a bit with the clappers. I can manage a harmonica in a pinch, too, or we could try something acapella. To be honest, his voice is rubbish, and its been years since I had a proper harmonica, so we’d best just bow out now. Of course I’ll be happy to return your deposit.
I’ve been thinking about who might be available, realizing our notice is a bit short, and have a few leads to suggest. Now I haven’t actually spoken to any of them, but I suspect that they just might have that afternoon and evening free (except the last group, they only accept afternoon gigs). Here are my thoughts (in no particular order):
Highlands Yo Mama: four blokes and a girl who do a sort of Gaelic /rap mix
Liam Bailey and the Creams: retro, mix of punk, disco and psychedelic rock
Frank Tilley, the yodeling cowboy: (I know he’s got a limited audience, but he’s really good!)
The West Isham Seniors Quartet: classical, jazz
If any of these sound like possibilities, drop me a line and I’ll put you in touch with them. Again, many many apologies. Hope your wedding day is blissful.
Marla
"North Wind"