You may find that in England a little politeness goes a long way. I am sorry that we got your e-mail address wrong. I'm sure you Americans have been doing this for years but we're new at it!

We apologize for the earlier error. Once again we welcome you to your new e-mail account. Your e-mail account has been set up with the user name of Simontinsley@stoneygrove.com
Be happy!

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Simon Tinsley [simontitley@stoneygrove.com]
> Sent: April 3, 1999
> To: E-mail administrator
> Subject: Incorrect E-mail address

Are you completely incompetent? Once more it's Tinsley, simontinsley not simontitsley, titley, titless, or twitless. Please get this right before I start the desperate search for a new carrier!